Instructions

Instructions short poem

When hunting for quotes on Google
Look instead for tattoos
They’re stronger
When looking for women
Always be handsome
Or lonely
When filing for divorce
Use your dominant hand
When signaling an explosion
Start a fire
When signaling a fire
Explode
When fighting a fire
Wash your hands
When washing behind your ears
Don’t look back
When using analogies
Be clear
When writing poetry
Don’t
When defending statements
Look bored and twirl your pen
They’ll think you an expert on yourself
When going extinct
Destroy the evidence
When making love
Pretend to hate
Not in aversion, but intimately
When burning a book
Burn the author
Burn the movement
Burn your country to the ground
When packing a burlap sack
Don’t forget your ashes
When planting roses
Toss them to the sea
When drowning
Hold your breath
And count sheep

Rate the poem
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
We are posting your rating...

Have something to say about the poem?

Poems you will love

Give your feedback / review for the poem

Be the First to Comment & Review poem!

Notify of
avatar
wpDiscuz

I Read The Instructions But It Still Didn’t Work

I Read The Instructions But It Still Didnt Work short poem

At the bookstore I found a guide Inside was a simple instruction. A funny looking diagram. I tried everything imaginable but still couldn’t figure it out. Flipping page after page, Telling you what I’ve found. The way the instruction was