Today, I will not shift to baritone
Every time a lady calls.
I will not pretend to be watching Formula 1
While my eyes are on Nigella Lawson.
I will help Mrs. Rangaswami across the street
Even while nobody’s watching.
I will not let rage descend
If a little Nano overtakes my big Chevy.
I will not cringe
when my sister asks me to get her
a fresh box of Whisper Ultra XLs.
I will listen to the maid.
I will smell deeply, the aromas of Cerelac
In wispy baby hair.
Today I will be more of a man
And less of a MAN.
How do I reach Jayanagar 3rd Block?