The Wasteland Limericks

The world it was changed with aplomb,
When they let loose the nuclear bomb.
After living in fear
For many a year,
Now it’s time to leave Vault 101.

But fighting the bandits is hell,
When your shotgun does run low on shells,
And a fire it does stoke,
When Pip-Boy says it broke!
Soon they’ll ring my funeral bells.

And I could get lost for some days,
In the Capital Wasteland’s big maze,
The direction they say
Has debris in the way!
Trying to go round puts me in a daze!

Everyone draws their guns in due time
When they see you committing a crime,
But everyone leaveth,
When they see a Behemoth,
Oh, where’s my Fat Man at this time!

Poet’s Note –
A set of limericks inspired by the popular video game series Fallout, depicting problems that the player may encounter.

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My muse is like an excitable dog. It catches sight of totally random things and starts yapping and running around and wagging its tail and WILL NOT STOP until I write a poem about it.My poetry is sometimes based on personal experience and sometimes on other things. Aside from that, I enjoy video games (My favourite game series is Mass Effect) and the popular television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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Preeti
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Interesting version of a video game! Nice!

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