I wish I was a bumblebee,
buzzing around so wild and free.
I would yell at everyone I see;
Hey you guys look at me.
Buzz, buzz, buzz all day long.
A stinger the size on my ding-dong.
Let some sucker swat at Jay.
Go ahead punk, make my day.
I would pollinate weed plants only.
And the occasional female when I got lonely.
My stripes would be neon orange and white.
And the white would glow all through the nite.
I would be the prettiest bee in town.
And people would come from miles around.
Just to get a look at me.
I wish I was a bumblebee.